A dirty wagner is the act in which a fat bitch, occasionally rumored to have one or more STDs, is riding a little guy and then vomits in his mouth while they are kissing.
A: hey, do you still have that video of the girl that looked like lebron james giving a dirty wagner to a tinyrussian dude?
B: nah man, i lost it. You should go ask C.
It is when you shove your dick deep up someone's nose and cum. Since your dick is in so deep, when you cum, it comes out her eyes in the form of tears. It's called the Dirty Lil Wanye because it will look like Little Wanye's tear drop tatoo around his eye.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.