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Dirty toe 

A dirty toe is a toenail that u don’t get in a shower for a long time. Sophia has a dirty toe
Ew have u seen Sophia’s dirty toe
Dirty toe by Janse October 3, 2019

Dirty Toe 

The sexual act when a couple, laying the 69 position, stick their toes into the other's anus, covering the said appendage in the excrement of the other. Then, the partners flip positions and suck eachother's toes clean of the smelly brown (or occassionaly discolored green) substance. Prefered by the nasty and demented.
Last night Amber and I performed the "Dirty Toe" and her breath still reeks of my poo.

Dirty toe 

Someone i know has a dirty toe
They put it in there bum
And wriggly it around
Shove it to the left
Then the right
When the have some poo on it
They eat it
Yum
😋
Dirty toe by Jackline October 6, 2019

dirty toes 

the most delicious food in the entire world. never tasted anything like it before. immaculate.
Chad: Hey bro, what you want for snacks this week?
Chaz: Dirty toes to suck on. Preferably the middle toe on the left foot.
dirty toes by dirty toe tings December 25, 2019

Dirty Toenail 

Why the actual fuck are you looking at what a Dirty toenail is... You fucking little perverted shit. You probably like to have dirt inside of your nails and suck it after a 8 hour workout and it is sweaty and stinks
You: Lol what does dirty toenail mean?

Urban Dictionary: Bro what the frick.. Get your fetish up out of here. You smell bad too

you: Wtf

Urban Dictionary: yeah you go away you little cracker

Dirty Toes 

A man that had sex outdoors, that's why the front of his shoes are dirty. You can tell he isnt a homeless bum,and he wasn't alone because his shirt is clean.
dirty toes knows dirty hos
Dirty Toes by byeb August 20, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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