Dirty Liar

A person who claims to be more badass than the following: Master Chief, Deadpool, The Terminator, Rambo, or Chuck Norris.

Luke: I'm way cooler than Master Chief!
Michael: Shut up, you dirty liar!

by Ian is Legend April 02, 2015

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dirty birthday liar

someone who says it is their birthday when it is indeed not their birthday at all

Aly: So when's your birthday grandma?
Grandma: Today!

5 minutes later

Aly: YOU DIRTY BIRTHDAY LIAR! TOMORROW IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!

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