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dirty jeroen 

When someone with a Dutch accent proceeds to have hatefully intercourse with your eyesocket
She wanted more cuddles but he kept continuing his dirty Jeroen
dirty jeroen by Nudelsepp April 1, 2020

Dirty Jeroen 

A kid who goes all out for ass but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him.
Dirty Jeroen by Chewbrakka April 21, 2020

Dirty Jerene 

When a man pushes the man or womans head down during a blowjob until they vomit then proceeds to use the vomit as lube for anal or vaginal intercourse.
We didn't have any lube so I gave her a Dirty Jerene.
Dirty Jerene by cream_corn February 22, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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