A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.
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"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"
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A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.
Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.
Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.
Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.
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Get the Dorty horty mug.Known to be the fuck up, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser ever. He pulls fire alarms, beats up skinny ass kids, and smokes a lot of nicotine.
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