dirty hurty

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A 'dirty hurty' is when a person applies faecal matter to a coarse piece of sandpaper (preferably 60 grit) and then goes on to use it as a masturbatory device. the rest is up to the imagination.

"Man, that was a pretty hectic dirty hurty i gave myself last night."

dirty hurty by DirtyHurty69 May 13, 2016

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Dirty-Hurty

The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.

"I gave her a right-old dirty-hurty last night"

Dirty-Hurty by wellington_the_skellington May 31, 2016

Related Words

Dirty-Hurty • Dirty Herty • Dirty Huntyr • Dorty horty • dirtycurty04 • Dirty Curty • Dirty Burty • dirty kurty • dirty • Dirty Bird

Dirty Herty

A disgustingly run-down house that has rent so cheap you can't complain. Typically for large groups of college students. Landowner may or may not be the sketchiest guy you know.

Person 1: Man, I don't know what I'm gonna do after highschool.

Person 2: Get a Dirty Herty with me and the gang. We'll figure it out.

Dirty Herty by Zoe Pirate January 27, 2021

Dirty Huntyr

The act of putting peanut butter on/in your butthole and sitting on an ant hill

I tried the dirty Huntyr, there’s no better feeling. I’m going to do it again tonight!

Dirty Huntyr by Themagicalbutt September 22, 2023

Dorty horty

When you stick your wet finger in your girlfriends belly button and fart

My gf gave me a dorty horty last night and I came immediately

Dorty horty by Buttersnort November 19, 2017

dirtycurty04

Known to be the fuck up, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser ever. He pulls fire alarms, beats up skinny ass kids, and smokes a lot of nicotine.

“OMG, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser here.”

dirtycurty04 by DIRTYCURTY04 December 21, 2019

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026