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Dirty Hitchhiker

Masturbating with one hand and have the thumb of your other hand up your ass
I tried to give my self a dirty hitchhiker last night and sprained my left thumb
Dirty Hitchhiker by Dr. Yapoo June 19, 2005

dirty hitchiker

when a guy sticks his thumb up a girls ass and gets shit all over it
i dirty hitchiker this girl yesterday and my thumb still smells!
dirty hitchiker by April482589654 January 1, 2009

Dirty Hitchhiker

A man gets his ass rimmed while the person performing the rimming (see Tossed Salad) uses one hand to tug the balls while massaging the taint with thumb (Extra long thumbs may even massage the prostate). This can be combined with the RUSTY TROMBONE if the person doing the rimming has excellent finger dexterity (Much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the ass). Beware long fingernails.
Dude, your mom is so talented. Lucky I washed my ass and shaved my balls because she used her left and right hand while rimming my hole. I never had a Dirty Hitchhiker & Rusty Trombone at once! No wonder your dad is always smiling!
Dirty Hitchhiker by 9 Inch Justice November 6, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026