A man gets his ass rimmed while the person performing the rimming (see Tossed Salad) uses one hand to tug the balls while massaging the taint with thumb (Extra long thumbs may even massage the prostate). This can be combined with the RUSTY TROMBONE if the person doing the rimming has excellent finger dexterity (Much like patting your head and rubbing your belly, the circular thumb motion and jerk off hand motion can be challenging, especially with a tongue in the ass). Beware long fingernails.

Dude, your mom is so talented. Lucky I washed my ass and shaved my balls because she used her left and right hand while rimming my hole. I never had a Dirty Hitchhiker & Rusty Trombone at once! No wonder your dad is always smiling!

Dirty Hitchhiker by 9 Inch Justice November 6, 2010

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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