Dirty Monty

Drink one beer with a spoon of tabasco as fast as you can
A: I just did a dirty monty
B: wtf. are you ok?
by Luke from Leoben September 28, 2023
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Stuffed the shower head with cum while his cat watches
by Shower kitties June 10, 2020
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Dirty Monty

When you encounter that older guy that gives off a creepy vibe and after a conversation you realize he probably just want to brush your hair or give your nasty feet a pedicure while you take a bubble bath
I quickly put my child in the car when he gave me the "Dirty Monty" vibe but after helping jump my car, I shared my hairbrush and earned the title Uncle Monty
by elsbeth May 02, 2022
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When you are giving a woman the “Shocker” only to pull your hand out and find your pinky finger covered in shit.
I was giving my Bosses sister in law the Shocker last night when I smelt something funny, I pulled my hand out and discovered it turned into a Dirty Monty
by Rford4088 March 02, 2023
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