dirt red 

Word created by the bloods community, meaning "it's all good"

"Hey man, dirt red!"

dirt red by Pickiacu February 25, 2018

Red Dirt Rump Ranger

1.) A homosexual male from central Oklahoma, characterized by its red dirt.
2.)can be used as an insult when used correctly, and is often comedic using its alliteration as a tool.

Person 1: ...duh...yo mama...
Person 2: Okay, you talk WAAAY too much smack for someone who never says anything, you freaking red dirt rump ranger!

Red Dirt Rump Ranger by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Red Dirt Rump Ranger

A homosexual from central Oklahoma. Derived from the area's famous red dirt, the term uses alliteration when combined with "rump ranger" to describe homosexuals of that region.

I met this guy from Oklahoma City...he was a real RED DIRT RUMP RANGER!

Red Dirt Rump Ranger by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006

red dirt road 

when a man and a woman have sex and the woman is on her period, the man pops her cherry and then starts having anal sex with the woman.

Jim: "hey, me and my girlfriend took the red dirt road last night"
Fred: "yeah man, when the red river flows, take the dirt road home"

red dirt road by Lorf29 April 7, 2016

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead 

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead by Bob March 26, 2005

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home 

Having Anal Intercourse while a girl is on her period.

Joe: I really wanna fuck Joanna, but she's on her period

Fred:Well, you know what they say, when the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home.

Joe: I better bring lube.

When the red rivers flowing, take the dirt road home by Mike hock. July 16, 2010

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead 

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008