dirt pie

1. adjective; something that sucks; something that's gross; a negative term describing a thing or situation that sucks ass

2. noun; a dump, poop, slam, etc.

3. noun; when you toss someone's salad

1. "This party is dirt pie"
"Dude, those shoes are dirt pie"

2. "I just took a nasty dirt pie"

3. "That girl gives great dirt pie"

by Mayweather Twitty-Nichols IX May 30, 2009

Dirt Pie

When someone ejaculates into an anus and the male ejaculate seeps out, post coitus.

“When’s its in the puss, it’s a cream pie. When it’s in the ass, it’s a dirt pie.”

by Dirty Dirt Pie April 2, 2022

Dirt pie

When a guy sticks his penis in your bum ,

Then sticks it in your vagina and cums .

Man my butt hurts from my last night's dirt pie

by Nexusmaybefire June 21, 2025

american dirt pie

when a person poops, sneezes, bleeds, pukes and ejaculates all at once.

Whoaaaaa, did you hear about the new big trend on Tiktok - it’s called the American dirt pie! I saw Lil Huddy do it on Charli Damelio’s face.

by Dkgkdkfjslfodjshha June 28, 2020

Pyrex Dirt Pie

The result of defecating into a glass pie plate for sexual enjoyment. The non-excreting partner positions herself/himself underneath the plate for visual stimulation.

Jane's particular kink was to introduce the pyrex dirt pie to her adventurous partners.

by Loudthing April 16, 2009

Oreo Dirtpie

The act of splitting an oreo cookie in half, wiping the cream part on one's rectum, and having another party proceed to lick the cream off.

The definition of this word evolved from other words involving pastries with sexual relations, specifically rimjobs.

Dude last night was so awesome because after I bought a brand new bag of oreos Jessica gave me an oreo dirtpie.

by Streetgang September 23, 2009

dirtpiece

Very simple definition .... dirtpiece is another word for asshole, rectum, shitbox, chocolate starfish or whatever the hell else you wanna call it.

She thought she was out for a romantic evening, a candle-lit dinner at a fancy restaurant, some sensual dancing, then home for a night of tender lovemaking.

Instead I took her ass to Mickey D's, dropped some body-popping, then went balls deep up in dat biyatches dirtpiece! Chuch!

by Silky Johnson April 4, 2005