dick wrinkle 

beanbag or doofus

Ian is just standing around scratching his butthole, what a Dick wrinkle

dick wrinkle by clarke111 January 11, 2012

Dick Wrinkle 

A wrinkle on your dick.

Hey man, that old ass dude got dick wrinkles.

Yeah, I heard that nigga Charles got a wrinkle dick too.

Dick Wrinkle by Jacob Edwards Bitches October 16, 2008

Dick Wrinkle 

A word used to insult someone who is strange looking

D : ( A strange looking individual ) Hi R

R : Fuck you Dick Wrinkle

Dick Wrinkle by RubenScoobin October 8, 2025

Wrinkle dick 

When a guy parties with coke or crystal meth and his dick shrivels up, esp if the dick is uncut wit a lot of foreskin overhang. Many dudes who party dont mind having it, and it feels good to get sucked liked that and show it off all wrinkled. The smaller you are the higher you know you are from the drugs. Perfect example would just be foreskin hanging with no dick because the dudes that high. The bottom boy usually will love to suck on it like that. Also called methclit and clitcock.

I put the glass pipe in my mouth and watch my wrinkle dick shrivel up even tinier.

Wrinkle dick by partycockboy February 25, 2011

Wrinkle dick 

A Penis that's worn out from to much Sex or Masturbation or of a Old man

Me: Send me a Nude Pic of you
Him: Sends the Pic
Me: Boy ya Wrinkle Dick Ass
Him: I aint got no wrinkle dick

Me: Starts Laughing

Wrinkle dick by MsOldsoul January 27, 2016

Dickwrinkle 

1) Latin, from <i>dikus</i> (dumbass), and <i>rinkelum</i> (to the extreme). The epitome of stupidity, a complete and total moron.

2) A wrinkle on the male genitalia, usually used derogatorily to refer to a dumbass (see above)

That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard; you're such a dickwrinkle

Dickwrinkle by Alex September 13, 2004

dikwrinkle 

A smelly paedophile with dirty blonde hair or a stupid wee using scumbag bastard.

That guy Declan is a dikwrinkle.

dikwrinkle by Truth&Justice April 11, 2022