dick swiss 

A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.

I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.

dick swiss by detachable_penis17 January 13, 2011

swiss dick 

When a man's uncircumsized penis smells like swiss cheese!Also another name for a complete asshole!

"Crystal is a big swiss dick!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"

swiss dick by Crystal Albin May 18, 2008

Swiss Army Dick

Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.

Old Swiss Army Dick had another 5-way last weekend.

Swiss Army Dick by Texas Haz June 16, 2008

dick scissors 

When a female (or male) has an ass tight enough to warrant fear of dick removal if clinched during anal sex.

Dang did you see that honey over there? She's so fit her ass is dick scissors.

dick scissors by UrbanDS January 18, 2016

dick sissle 

A term to refer to a male who consistently misses the obvious. Like a ditz or an ignoramus, a dick sissle is often times clueless. Sissle can be used to refer to any of the aforementioned, the pre-term "dick" is in reference to the sex of the individual in question.

A queef sissle refers to the female. Not as common as blonde, ditz, or stupid slut - but making a rise in certain social circles.

"Well obviously when you fold the foreskin over like that, it's going to look like a duck, you dick sissle."

dick sissle by Trav72 March 5, 2008

Scissor Dick 

When two women are scissoring (two females cross their legs so that their genitals touch) and a male places his dick between their genitals.

Hey, you two ladies wanna scissor dick with me?

Scissor Dick by Techno God December 18, 2021

Sissy dick

A man (kind of) who can only produce female offspring.

Did you hear Crap Al is after having his third kid? Another girl. Fuck me, what a sissy dick.

Sissy dick by Bigg GiGi October 21, 2021