A type of penis cheese, resulting from failure to wash one's penis regularly. Smells similar to rotting swiss cheese, sweat, and any other raunchy genital smell one could imagine. The female equivalent of dick swiss would be fromundacheese.
I went down on this guy last night and he had horrible dick swiss, he smelled worse than a cheese factory.
by detachable_penis17 January 13, 2011
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"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"
"After Jane went down on Bob, she realized he had a swiss dick! Then proceeded to vomit!"
by Crystal Albin May 18, 2008
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Those of us males with diverse sexual history and experiences, involving unusual or exotic circumstances, paraphenalia, and partners. The metaphorical Dick has a tool for every occassion, and varies accordingly when erect.
by Texas Haz June 16, 2008
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by UrbanDS January 18, 2016
Get the dick scissors mug.A term to refer to a male who consistently misses the obvious. Like a ditz or an ignoramus, a dick sissle is often times clueless. Sissle can be used to refer to any of the aforementioned, the pre-term "dick" is in reference to the sex of the individual in question.
A queef sissle refers to the female. Not as common as blonde, ditz, or stupid slut - but making a rise in certain social circles.
A queef sissle refers to the female. Not as common as blonde, ditz, or stupid slut - but making a rise in certain social circles.
"Well obviously when you fold the foreskin over like that, it's going to look like a duck, you dick sissle."
by Trav72 March 5, 2008
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