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dick pulse 

Similar to a cock throb, cock twitch, chubbie, or chubster, it's when a man's penis undergoes vasocongestion. It is the swelling of the penis by increased vascular blood flow and a localized increase in blood pressure. Typical causes include sexual arousal, strong emotions, allergic reactions, and dancing too fast. Dick pulses are funny but never talked about and I'm sure a few ladies have seen and appreciated a good dick pulse every now and then.
OMG did you see her legs? I think I just got a dick pulse." or "We're hitting the road to the Coachella Music Festival. I think I just got a dick pulse.
dick pulse by gaypalmsprings March 1, 2011

Pure dick/cock

Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble

Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?

No

Well you got a bike, just do it

No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)