dick farming 

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)

Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!

dick farming by Lucolas May 19, 2016

dick farting

the act of blowing a raspberry on the dick

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.

dick farting by elgatoloco January 29, 2014

dickwarming 

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.

“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night”

dickwarming by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020