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dick farming

When a girl goes clubbing and gets guys numbers for the purpose of having sex with them later (farm the numbers and pick them later)
Girl 1: hey he is attractive, add his number to the dick farm
Girl 2: this will be my tenth one tonight!
Girl 1: I love dick farming!
by Lucolas May 19, 2016
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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dickwarming

The act of penetration between male and female, but not having the sex motion. Just cuddling with your penis inside of her: she keeps your dick warm.
“We were laying in bed, and I skipped it inside. We were dickwarming all night
by Nicaddictlol December 6, 2020
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