dick doily

A piece of toilet paper used to keep one's dick from touching a public toilet seat whilst taking a shit.

John is afraid of catching VD from public toilets. When he has to shit in one, he puts a dick doily on the front of the seat to protect his penis.

dick doily by Driftrat81 August 2, 2017

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Daily dick december

Must give your girl dick every day in december

Girl, are you celebrating daily dick december

Daily dick december by KathrynMack November 11, 2018

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Daily Dick

A penis size around the range of 5-7 inches. It's referred to as being daily because any size bigger would require the person receiving to recover from pain.

A huge dick is great for a special occasion, but if I'm gonna settle down, Imma gonna need that daily dick.

Daily Dick by JuanSantosNSFW December 2, 2023

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