A painful erection causes you to wake up quicker than a standard alarm because you have to piss so bad!
After drinking 4 teguila sunrises,5 long island teas,and a twelve pack of natural lite down at the big nipple strip club last nite,my dick alarm went off at 5:45 this morning!
by pipelayer24 July 6, 2013
You know the dick alarm clock has gone off when your sexy ass boyfriend wakes you up from a dead sleep with an erect and rather large penis.
My boyfriend woke me up this morning with the dick alarm clock. I love morning sex. It's gonna be a GOOD day!!
by Peanut76 January 5, 2014