Military slang for waiting around for no apparent reason for someone of higher rank to make a decision.
So are we just going to do the kabuki dick dance all morning or we going to get to work.
by Renegade41 February 23, 2016
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its when 5 mexicans do the act of devouring the targets ballsack then ward one of them dances on his chest while having nasty diarrhea on the targets chest another one of them goes and shoves his finger into the others nose then farts on his face afterward there last 3 devouring the ballsack lub up the victims ears and shove their nose/penis into it when the victim has gone deaf u must then proceed to put ur genitals into the eyeballs when the target is completely out of the senses you must shit on his asshole and plung it in there with a pluger must be premium brand in the end u never speak of it again.
hey mom give me a mexican dick dance and get the family to come along to help
by just a fat penis in the mist January 12, 2014
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the act of running and jumping around while peeing, keeping one hand on your dick to ensure you dont get pee on yourself. usually the result of you pee spot being exposed, forcing you to run away
i thought that ally was a suitable place to drop trow and pee, but some cops came around the corner, and in an attempt at taking evasive action, i found myself doing the one handed dick dance all the way into the bushes
by DJ BJ REPPIN SF March 15, 2012
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The shaking of a males penis after he's finished peeing to get the drips off.
John: Its been a while since I pissed, man. This'll be a while.
Dave: You better do the dick whip dance or you'll be in there for days.
by Geraldines buttcrack December 10, 2014
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An provocative act in which the receiving party shakes their ass in order to arouse a male party to ejaculate all over them.
Man, when Kayne needs the money, he can do a bomb-ass dick rain dance.
by yung_memer_2k16 February 26, 2016
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The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.

In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.
There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!
by Michael McFly November 20, 2015
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