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diarrheaphragm 

A dam inserted into one's large intestine, or colon, to prevent the sudden blast of diarrhea. The damn is attached to a metal chain for easy access to pull out when you are ready to empty your build-up.

The diarreahphragm is inserted by a large metal pole.

The diarrheaphragm can lead to a common and severe disease called diarrheabedis. This is because of the massive build-up of diarrhea, and secretes "pup" through various exits of the body. "Diarrhea simply has nowhere else to go."
Good thing I have my diarrheaphragm, otherwise my wedding would have been ruined if I accidentally diarrheaed.

Diarrheatery 

(n): a place where one purchases food that leads inevitably to gastrointestinal distress. See also: food truck.
Just spent two hours in the bathroom thanks to the diarrheatery that we went to for dinner.
Diarrheatery by Furquis October 31, 2015

diarrheatarded 

an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.

"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
diarrheatarded by pissant bulge March 21, 2023