A dam inserted into one's large intestine, or colon, to prevent the sudden blast of diarrhea. The damn is attached to a metal chain for easy access to pull out when you are ready to empty your build-up.
The diarreahphragm is inserted by a large metal pole.
The diarrheaphragm can lead to a common and severe disease called diarrheabedis. This is because of the massive build-up of diarrhea, and secretes "pup" through various exits of the body. "Diarrhea simply has nowhere else to go."
an offensive term for those times when you have the shits so fuckin bad you shit your fuckin brains out and get all stupid and shit.
"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"
"Look guys, Grampa just ran out into the street with shit stains down his legs hollaring about how stoopid he is! I think he's totally diarrheatarded at this point lol"