Desoup 

To take away one’s merit to any accomplishment that they have ever achieved in their lifetime and to bring them down to a level of a bowl of split pea soup.

Billy has the ugliest car around. Please don’t bring it to the spot. You’ll only desoup yourself.

Desoup by Friend of the Turkishman August 26, 2018

Desopixoblesumia

The kind of conversation, when you and your interlocutor have the same thoughts and saying similar phrases for a specific period of time.

Bro, Davita and Moiswra have Desopixoblesumial crisis

Desopixoblesumia by mamasheni November 30, 2021

desourdy 

a lineage of very hairy men from France, known for their redneck antics.

Your such a desourdy!

desourdy by fiveheadasaurus freak December 30, 2009

Desour 

To reduce the disgusting taste of ones inner asshole with the use of household condiments.

One may squeeze, shoot, or dump things such as sauerkraut, honey mustard, bacon bits, ketchup, mayonnaise, vanilla extract, whole milk, sour cream, barbeque sauce, pure honey, butter or perhaps soy sauce directly inside their romantic partners inner asshole to reduce the disgusting taste of shit while eating them out.

Josh made sure to bring his sweet and sour sauce packets in his fanny pack on his date with Brandon for he knew his asshole tasted horrible last weekend and must always be desoured in order for their relationship to continue.

Desour by FrickenSaint September 20, 2018

dirty desousa 

A donkey punch dirty sanchez combo.

"I dirty desousa'd her last night!"
"She kinda liked it!"

dirty desousa by Deseronto Mafia February 9, 2005

Destupidifier 

That one smart friend you have that makes that one stupid friend you have realize how ridiculously fucking stupid he/she is.

Stupid Friend: "No matter what I try to do, I can't get the microwave to work."

Smart Friend: "Try plugging it in first you fucking moron."

Smart Friend: "I'm the destupidifier. Saving the world from retards, one stupid thought at a time"

Destupidifier by Retardinator August 24, 2012

disouppointed

The feeling you get after ordering sub-par soup.

I ordered the tortilla soup based on a friend's recommendation. I was disouppointed when it arrived, and even more so after tasting it.

disouppointed by thepieguy May 16, 2016