A bunch of teachers that are burnt out faggots and that only come to teach because they need a pay check to afford icy hot, so that they can go home and fuck them selves, while watching horse porn.
Teacher 1: Yo what should I do with my paycheck?
Teacher 2: I don't know. Go fuck yourself maybe?
Teacher 1: Great Idea!
Teacher 2: How your class going
Teacher 1: define special ed
Teacher 2: a bunch of retarded kids
Teacher 1: There your answer
a bunch of snobby brats who think they're better than everyone in the world but are just 13 year olds who were handed everything they have
what school do you go to?
paul kinder
oh so the hoodlum school?
no, where do you go?
Delta Woods
Oh so your a brat?
I'm not a snob just because my parents are educated
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!