defensive cricket

A relationship tactic, involving nailing as many people as possible when one's partner is overseas. Designed to ensure that maximum downside on partners return is the relationship itself, not also a feeling of having wasted some of ones life.

"What did you get up to friday?" "Defensive cricket"

by BBB April 18, 2005

defensive cricket

A justification for doing a fat bird.

"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

by BBB April 18, 2005