def left

When a conversation, that on the surface seems to be about an interesting topic, turns in an opposite direction leaving one confused and/or surprised.

" Oh that's interesting that you have 5 kids."
"Yeah, they all have different fathers that reside in 5 different prisons in 5 different states."
"Wow, that went def left."

by Daquan movin bricks December 11, 2015

Eye Def

Not being able to see otherwise known as blind

Jeff waived to Bob but little did they know Bob was eye def

by MEME MONKEY October 5, 2018

Def/ault

Neo-pronouns typically used by straight men to let others know that they have a small penis.

person 1: i’m def/ault 😂😂
person 2: what’s that

mean
person 3: it means his dick is small

by psyk February 27, 2021

get the get the this def on a mug mug

mug-ception
it says “ get the get the get the this def on a mug mug on a mug”, right?

why are you searching “ get the get the this def on a mug mug” on urban dictionary? don’t you have homework due?

by thebananaman March 3, 2023

slow def check

making sure your friend is alright when away throwing up

yeah I'll go check on Bobby. I'll do a slow def check after my smoke.

by neu December 9, 2003

Def lepparded

The act of fucking a fat bitch, or a skinny emo slut in the ass while dressed as a 80's hair metal guitarist listening to Def leppard, and doing a line of cocaine while when reaching the climax pulling out to bust a load on her tits, or ass yelling "POUR SOME SUGER ON ME!!!".

Tom: What did you and Kerry do it last night after the mötley cüre reunion show?

John: dude I Def lepparded her asshole.

by Robby Thrasher May 9, 2018

def pen

A Brooklyn-based online lifestyle for music, sports, fashion, movies, food, tech, travel, art, and everything Black culture.

Did you read that new Don C interview on Def Pen?

by BrooklynMade718 November 24, 2021