decorators are in

She's got her period.

I was gonna go round my girlfriend's tonight but the decorators are in...

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Decorators Radio

A radio splattered all over with dashes of paint, usually white.

Hey that girl is beautiful, I'd love to turn her face into a decorators radio

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slang for the time of the month in women, commonly used in the UK.

Girl 1: Wanna go skinny dipping.
Girl 2: Can't painters and decorators are in.
Girl 1: Aw, they're in next week for me.

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Someone who killed 16 Czechoslovakians and who's house looks like shit.

Statement: you're not gonna believe this, the guy killed 16 czechoslovakians he was an interior decorator.

Response: his house looked like shit.

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A country that pretends to be a democracy when in reality it resembles a dictatorship.

Aldovia has really turned into a democratorship.

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Got the decoraters in is a term used by women on their period, meaning that the "decoraters" are painting the walls red!

ewww right?

"hey sexy. fancy some fun tonight?"
"can't, got decoraters in!"
"Nice :|"

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A person who enjoys ejaculating on a large butt, known as the slang "cake." Hence, a person who "decorates the cake."

Oh MY GAWD Becky, look at her butt.

I bet her man is a real Cake Decorator.

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