deck the halls 

To imbibe copious alcoholic beverages as a way of dealing with Christmastime stresses.

"I'm so exhausted by Christmas shopping with my whiny kids, I just want to deck the halls with some eggnog and brandy the rest of the day."

deck the halls by giraffe-o December 2, 2009

Deck the Halls 

1. A Traditional Welsh/Scottish-English Christmas carol

2. Punching a bag of Halls Cough Drops

Charlie has anger issues and a bad cough, so when the bag of cough drops wouldn't open on Christmas Eve, he knew he had to Deck the Halls.

Deck the Halls by Senor Fuckwad December 3, 2020

deck the halls 

Verb.

When one performs sex with another partner during christmas szn. Usually occurring near a christmas tree while both partners have lights and ornaments hanging on them as if they are christmas trees. Stuff with the butt is necessary.

Dom: Yo bro did you deck the halls of Georgia last night?
Tim: Hell yeah bro! I ate that ass too.

Dom: Aye that’s whats up.

deck the halls by pussayslayerr101 September 2, 2019

Deck the halls 

*music* “ Deck the halls with all these body’s pow-pow-pow-pow-pow—pow-pow-pow””if you think im a little crazy you-can-suck-my-dick-you-little-prick””Running now the police are coming running-down-the-street-to-the-fucking-car””the police are chasing were at full speed where-kinda-screwed-we’re-running-out-of-gas” *more music* “Running down the streets of a city getting-shot-at-by-the-police-of-doom””like every action movie I-come-out-unscraped-like-come-on-boy””Run down this ally with me please just-a-casually-placed-fucking-car””now escaping at full speed laughing-all-the-way-yelling-fuck-the-police” *more music* “now counting all the money we robbed from-the-bank-we-robbed-with-all-the-dead-guys””clinking bottles for the victory getting-drunk-all-night-like-any-irish-guy””with these women in are arms we’re-getting-laid-easly-with-all-this-damn-money””waking up in a dazzy last-night-was-a-hell-of-a-party””yes-it-was-a-hell-of-a-good-party

It a remix of deck the halls

Deck the halls by Lorddeath562 November 24, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019