(n.)- the worst idea ever. it's basically this big outdoor party where a bunch of totally hung-over and zonked-out people sorta show up and stand around feelin shitty while giant lawn speakers blast techno music, amplifying everybody's headaches from the night before. the only people that aren't completely out of it at these things are the (blind) DJs and the cops, who always show up in the middle of things to take all the people 'home.' i've only gone to one of these things and it was one of the worst experiences that i've ever had.
-"Heeeeeey man! What happpened last night? ANYways i've still got FOURRR more hours of fly time, so imma go to the day raverr.... HAHA! your eyes are so fucking shiny!"
(n.)- the worst idea ever. it's basically this outdoor party where a bunch of hung-over and zonked-out people just show up and feel shitty while lawn speakers blast techno and amplify people's headaches. the only people that arent completely out of it are the dj's and the cops that show up in the middle of things to take people home. i've only been to one of these things, and it was ultimately the worst experience i ever had.
-"heeeeey man, what happened last night? i've still got FOURRRR hours of fly time left, so i'll be at the day raverr. haha- your eyes are all shiny."
(n.)- one of the worst ideas ever. it's basically this outdoor party where a bunch of totally hung-over and zonked-out people just show up and feel shitty together, while giant lawn speakers blast techno music and amplify everybody's headaches from the night before. the only people there that aren't completely out of it are the DJs and the cops that show up in the middle of things to take everybody 'home.' i've only gone to one of these, and it was ultimately the worst experience i've ever had.
-"heeeeey man! what happened last night? ANYways... i got FOURRR more hours of fly time left, so imma go to the day raverr. HAHA your eyes are soooo shiny!"
Celebrated on March 14th, Rave and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with rave tickets and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order. Ladies and queers are Designated Drivers.
Dave: "Hey Dylan, what did Melissa get you for Rave and Blowjob Day?"
Dylan: "Well Dave, that would be a trippy show, and a big juicy blowjob."
This is a day made specially for the amazing people with the name Raven. These people are very special and we celebrate them by letting them leave early.
Wow! I wish my name was Raven so I could leave early on National Let Raven Leave Early Day.
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.