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Day One: Garry's Incident 

A crappy survival game that became infamous for the developers using the Streisand effect silence TotalBiscuit's negative review on YouTube. His response video delivered more criticism to the developers. The developers also got accused of astroturfing the game's score on Metacritic.
Dude, don't review Day One: Garry's Incident because you could get Streisanded by the developers.
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Macy's One Day Sale.

Definition 1: An above average looking male/female percieved as a 9 or 10, who couples up with a below average looking male/female, percieved as a 4 or a 5.

Definition 2: An analogy to explain how an unattractive person couples up with an attractive person. The unattractive person usually "shops" and "buys" his/her boyfriend/girlfriend at Walmart, but happens to get lucky and hit the Macy's one day sale.
Mark: Wow,,,,how did Fat Amy hook up with Johnny Football?
Kim: I have no idea.
Mark and Kim (in unison): "Macy's One Day Sale."

It’s gonna break down one day 

Sure they are reliable cars but when they reach around 700k miles then you will see them starting to have mechanical problems. So wherever it’s a Prius RAV4 or Corolla, it’s gonna break down one day

day one shit 

a technique someone should understand who has been working at a particular trait for a time period longer than the first day of the job status.
Patterson-"Hey, did you guys know that the
safety wire on the utility pump is all jacked up?"

Twat-"Why were you looking at the safety wire on the utility pump?

Patterson-"We are installing one on another bird and wanted to see how it needs to go on."

Twat-"That's day one shit, and your a Sgt. you should know how to do safety wire on a utility pump!!"
day one shit by Killa-D October 21, 2008

Day one strokes 

Having a sexual interaction with someone on the first day you met them
I just met this girl, I’m hoping to get some day one strokes.

day one strokes 

Having sex with someone on the first day you meet them
I keep going on tinder dates tryna get some day one strokes

One Day Stand 

To have a "thing" with someone, where you act like you're dating but without commitment and you only do it for one day.
Person 1: Do you and him dating
Person 2: No we just had a One Day Stand.