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Dank Master

The One Who Has Mastered The Art Of Dank(a.k.a Weed)
After Years Of Smoking, Eating, Cultivating, and Distributing Dank He is Considered a Dank Master
by James A. Peterson July 20, 2008
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Master Dank

YO
Its Master Dank
He mastered the dank!!!
by James Peterson! July 20, 2008
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dank meme master

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dankmaster

Term originating in the West "84060" that describes someone that is cool or "dope". An elite member of society. A dankmaster is usually entitled to lots of fine women and does whatever the hell he wants.
Dylan- Dude,did you see Ryan do that backflip then hook up with that hot girl?
Alex- Yea he is a dankmaster fo sho!
by Ryan Geer March 21, 2007
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Dunkmaster darius

The ultimate douchebag. Fueled with protein and all the chad might one can get. Dunkmaster darius is the most handsome, most sexy, most dunktatstic skin in league of legends.
You can never be a darius main without this skin.
Why is it, three reasons :

D
U
And unk
All shall tremble before the dank dunkmaster.
Oh shit, get ready to be dunked, cuz Dunkmaster darius has arrived
by BanRangedTopsPLS March 28, 2022
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The Dinkmasters

The Greatest Badminton duo in the history of Indiana.
Franz: Did you get that hernia checked out Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Yaaaas Fraaanz!

Franz: What did they say Haaaaanz?!
Hanz: It's infläääämbled Fraaaanz!!

Franz: Look at that craaaazy guy over there Haaanz!!
Hanz: Yaaaa, he must be super craaaazy Fraaaaanz, especially with that duck.
Franz: How many days did they say you have to live, Haaaanz?!
Hanz: Näääät aläääät Fraaaanz!!
Franz: Well you better hit the gym Haaaanz!!
Hanz: Now is not the time Franz. hearing the news really hit me... I mean, I have a wife, and three beautiful children. I'm not ready to look into the eyes of my kids for the last time, Seeing the smiles of Bräääänz, Päääänz, and Daryll. I can't bear to let them know papa isn't gonna be there for them, to see them succeed, fall down, and every wonderful thing in-between in life.

Franz: Oh I'm sorry Ha- OH MY GÄÄÄÄD HÄNZ THE DUCK GUY WHATS HE DÓÓING???
Hanz: WÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄW!!!
Franz and Hanz: The Dinkmasters
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by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024
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The Dinkmasters

The greatest Badminton team to every grace Indiana.
Franz: Do you still have that hernia Häns?
Hans: Yäääääääs Fräääääns!
Franz: What did the doctors say Haaanz?
Hans: It's Infläääääämed Fräääänz!
Franz: Hey look at that weird guy over there!
Hans: Oh my gäääääääd! So weird especially with that duck!
Franz: Yääää, with the duck, so craaaazy. How much time did the doctors say you had to live Hans?
Hans: Näääät aläääät Fräääänz.
Franz: Better get to the gym then Hans!
Hans: Nows not the time Franz. I mean, I have had to come to grips with my own mortality. I have a wife Franz. And three beautiful children. I cannot think of not being there to see little Bränz, Pänz, and Daryll grow up without their papa. I have so much more to do, and being told I can't do it, and so somehow I should try to find fulfillment in the unfinished story my life will end as. My mind rejects the notion. I... I can't think about it Franz. I want to hold my children close but they now remind me that I will never see them succeed, fail and everything else in life. I... It's cold Franz... So cold...
Franz: Oh my god Hans I didn- THE DUCK GUY IS BACK OHMYGOD HAÄÄÄNS!!
Hans: OH MY GÄÄÄÄÄÄD FRÄÄÄÄÄNZ HES BÄÄÄÄÄCK!!!
Franz and Hans: (in unison) The Dinkmasters
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by Dinkmaster2 April 30, 2024
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