dancing monkey

Someone who does your bidding, a puppet or lackey.

Bruce is my dancing monkey.

by bobcows October 15, 2003

dancing monkey

A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.

Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.

S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.

C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!

S.K - *Ching Cling*

by kooni November 21, 2007

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003

Dance monkey

That annoying song made by Tones and I that gets overplayed on the radio and tv commercials. It's basically the radio version of Baby Shark.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard that new song named Dance Monkey
Person 2: Yeah, that song is annoying as hell, maybe as annoying as Baby Shark.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 February 4, 2020

Dance monkey

A stupid fucking tik tok song that gets into ur head with a decent tune but trash vocal skills.

Example:
Person: Have u heard the song dance monkey?
Person: Yeah everyone has, its shite

by llama-corns November 30, 2019

dance monkey

dance monkey will hold advertising banner sign at outdoor location during retail business hours. Must be available to work retail hours. Must be able to work in outdoor conditions with varying types of weather and sun exposure. Must present a clean, neat and friendly appearance to customers and public

that dance monkey can realy swing that sign

by calbilmc July 8, 2012

Dancing Monkey

The dancing of rage as the coin drops in the "slot" and the monkey jumps to life.

As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!

by Unkl Piston November 18, 2011