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Daguerreotype
C'mon, be honest with yourself. The word "daguerreotype" doesn't make you think of photographs. It makes you think of something ethnic. Something saucy. Something like an evil Mexican sorcerer.
You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.
Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.
There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...
The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.
It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.
Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.
Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.
Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.
Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.
There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...
The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.
It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.
Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.
Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.
Daguerreotype is living in your attic.
Daguerreotype by APARTMENT 4 January 22, 2015
Daguanno
Someone of a mexican variety with a hint of italiano and pizza. Locally known to the town as italian mutumbos.
Daguanno by Catch a wigga April 15, 2010
Dagur
Dagur by Johnathan Michael porter May 13, 2019
daguanno
A pasta eating mutumbo that can never resist a slice of pizza.
Some find them funny, but people generally conclude that they are gross.
Some find them funny, but people generally conclude that they are gross.
Tour Guide: "Fuck me running! That's a Daguanno!"
Scared tourists: "He has a gun!"
Frenchman on the couch: "Nope, it's a pizza."
French people: "WTF."
Scared tourists: "He has a gun!"
Frenchman on the couch: "Nope, it's a pizza."
French people: "WTF."
daguanno by Stevie Freakin Wonder April 15, 2010
dagummit
dagummit by twitchfiber December 21, 2008
dagus wafer
1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.
2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.
3. see: dingleberry.
4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.
2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.
3. see: dingleberry.
4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.
Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"
Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."
Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."
dagus wafer by name witheld January 7, 2005