dagu 

Half-assed, wobbly, often without precision or perfection

Whoever put that picture frame up, did a dagu job.

dagu by sp0097 October 13, 2014

Daguerreotype 

Evil Mexican sorcerer

C'mon, be honest with yourself. The word "daguerreotype" doesn't make you think of photographs. It makes you think of something ethnic. Something saucy. Something like an evil Mexican sorcerer.

You don't want to miss with Old Daguerreotype... One time, I dared to look at his feet, and he stole my house as punishment.

Legend has it that Daguerreotype only walks among the living when he is bored with feasting on the dead.

There is a story of a young boy, Ramon, exclaiming in the streets of Mexico City, "Daguerreotype is a myth! He's not real!" Noted city wise woman Ana Garcia Velasquez Garcia Ramon responded shrilly, "DON'T SAY THE NAME!!!" It is said that Ramon disappeared that night, and inside his house only the curious smell of stale taco shells remained...

The village elders claim that Dastardly Daguerreotype lived among the dinosaurs, and when one of them sassed him by stealing one of his Daguerreoplants, he wiped out the entire species as just recompense.

It was Daguerreotype's sins that made God summon forth the Great Flood.

Daguerreotype was the snake who told Eve to eat the apple.

Daguerreotype was the Spanish Inquisition.

Daguerreotype is living in your attic.

Daguerreotype by APARTMENT 4 January 22, 2015

Daguanno

Someone of a mexican variety with a hint of italiano and pizza. Locally known to the town as italian mutumbos.

"Holy sweet 16 ounce little baby jesus its a baby italian Daguanno eating my chicken fried rice!"

Daguanno by Catch a wigga April 15, 2010

Dagur 

Super cool guy not gay at all and a sexy beast

Wow look at that guy he is a sexy beast his name is definitely Dagur

Dagur by Johnathan Michael porter May 13, 2019

daguanno

A pasta eating mutumbo that can never resist a slice of pizza.
Some find them funny, but people generally conclude that they are gross.

Tour Guide: "Fuck me running! That's a Daguanno!"
Scared tourists: "He has a gun!"
Frenchman on the couch: "Nope, it's a pizza."
French people: "WTF."

daguanno by Stevie Freakin Wonder April 15, 2010

dagummit 

A kid friendly replacement word for "godammit"

dagummit, stevens, throw the football TO THE DAGUM RECEIVER!

dagummit by twitchfiber December 21, 2008

dagus wafer

1. something that stinks both literally and in the metaphoric sense.

2. dried up fecal matter that accrues on one's anal region or cavity.

3. see: dingleberry.

4. that of which is not good, bogus, lame, or any other undesirable state of being.

Ray: "Dude, I just got fired! That's SO dagus wafer!"

Mark: "Oh, man... that totally sucks, dude. I'm bummed for ya. Your boss is beyond dagus wafer for doing that."

dagus wafer by name witheld January 7, 2005