Jaap: Whoa dude, what happened last night?

Grant: Dude, we got daffed!
by Granth October 6, 2008
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An acronym for the phrase "Do a Fucking Search".
For use when someone is wasting other people's time by asking questions about something that could be answered easily somewhere else (esp. a search engine of some sort).
"Dude, DAFS and stop wasting our time"
"Before you come to this message board asking stupid questions, man, DAFS."
by K Hizzle December 30, 2005
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Derived from the Canadian cult television show 'Trailer Park Boys', DAF is an acronym for “Drunk as Fuck”. This phrase is utilized by the character Ricky to describe his advanced state of inebriation in the show’s third season.

One is DAF after imbibing to such a degree of excess that communication in any human language system is rendered unreliable at best. All basic sense of social propriety dissolves into a chaos of impulses. The DAF individual is, in movement, reduced to little more than a quadruped and can only walk upright in the most severely erratic, uncoordinated fashion.

During the period when one is DAF, it is likely that one may sing (poorly), dance (frighteningly), cry (piteously), DEV (see definition), leer goatishly at others, or collapse by the side of a road.
"Boris couldn't keep it together last night; he was completely DAF!"
by Parmenides June 27, 2003
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"We're getting DAF tonight!"

"Saturday night was a DAF night!"
by Caitlin K August 26, 2007
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DAF is an acronym for "Down As Fuck." Commonly used when someone is excited to do something.
"Hey Shaun, do you want to hit a line of coke and then go to Taco Bell?" " Yeah man, I'm DAF!"
by ATronn November 22, 2015
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Dramatic American Female

An American Female who talks with too many expressions or in dramatic voice or both
Ohh she is a DAF!
Cant bear her DAFness
Dont be a DAF
by yrun March 15, 2019
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