Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

D the water

Testing the temperature of water by sticking your dick in it
Friend 1: I don't have a thermometer, how am I going to measure the temperature of this water?
Friend 2: don't worry, I'll d the water for you
D the water by Phlumpchewus cuboid February 11, 2020

water bottl'd 

The act of putting in a water bottle in your ass, and/or vagina. Only point made to prove how big your holes are.
That woman just water bottl'd herself and managed to walk around.
water bottl'd by truckem September 18, 2012

I'd drink her bath water! 

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.
dude#1:"Did you see Jessica Alba yesterday on the MTV Music Video Awards? She's so hot! I'd love to hit that!"

dude#2:"Hell ya! I'd drink her bath water!!!"

Trafalgar D. Water Law 

A very sexy man from the anime One Piece. He is 6'3" tanish, tattoos, muscley, has medium/shortish length black, wavyish, hair, he has grey eyes but gold in the manga. He has a goatee, he has a nice voice and he says "room shambles" he's a doctor, a swoardsman and a captian
Man, trafalgar d. Water law is so fine. I want law to bring me to pound town 😔

Waterboarding-d 

It ain't waterboarding, if you are using Diesel.
Waterboarding-d,. Waterboarding is not allowed here, but no one said you cannot use diesel.
Waterboarding-d by Leonard W January 21, 2024

Walter’d 

A term used in football to describe when some tackles by getting down on their knees, and grabs the opponent’s backside of their knee, and the opponent proceeds to trip over them.
The right corner just walter’d the running back ending their run and bring it to 3rd down.
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Load more