Beating his cyclopse

They act of going to the bathroom to take a dump but secretly beating ur meat instead.

Even though derek said he fell asleep on the toilet i knew he was beating his cyclopse

by DG RAGE March 27, 2011

Cyclopsical

The adj version of cyclops

Gahndi said an eye for an eye makes the world blind but that's not true, it makes it cyclopsical

by Themercatorperjectionisredicul January 20, 2020

cyclopsing

The act of needing to close one eye to combat double-vision while under the influence.

Gina had so much to drink last night that she was cyclopsing in all her instagram photos.

by ferocioustickle July 14, 2014