cuntpocalypse 

The moment all hope has been forsaken. Whether it be getting sniped for the 150th time on MW3 or a random old drunk complaining that your chips didn't have any sauce, it is the time when the cunts triumph over the decent and just and one realizes that the world has truly descended into nothing other than a "cuntpocalypse".

"WHOLY FUCK ITS A CUNTPOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

cuntpocalypse by #thefaggotking2013 September 15, 2013

Cuntpocalypse 

The art of being a cunt to anyone and everyone you have seen, spoken to or come in to contact with in the past 24 hours.

Q: Why are you being such a cunt?
A: Did you not hear? IT'S A CUNTPOCALYPSE.

Cuntpocalypse by TheAnalAvenger September 15, 2013

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

catpocalypse by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011