Cunt tax 

The drinks you have to buy a chick before you get any

fucking hell i had to pay an 8 vodka and coke cunt tax lastnight before i got any

Cunt tax by Cymru am byth October 9, 2008

Cunt Tax 

Added on to the original sale price of a product (unknown to the customer) because he/she is a Cunt

To workmate:
I charged that piece of shit Tim $15.00 Cunt Tax 'cos he shat his pants in the shop

Cunt Tax by Sess in the snow December 9, 2008

lazy cunt tax 

A court ordered payment made to a woman, other than child support. (i.e. alimony or spousal support)

I have to pay a $2000 a month lazy cunt tax to that bitch.

lazy cunt tax by John Laricat April 25, 2008

cunt taxi 

Another name for a screwdriver.

Think about it. "Cunt taxi".

cunt taxi by Lee Ji Hoon November 23, 2007

cunt taxi 

A car that is popular with women or homosexuals.

First man "What car do you drive?", second man "A Porsche Boxter" first man "You wouldn't catch me driving around in a cunt taxi"

cunt taxi by Paul Carey August 30, 2007