cunt gas 

A fanny fart. Often caused by a build up of trapped air during sex, but occasionally by infection. The latter form would also have a very unpleasant odour. Can be used as an expletive.

We were just lying there cuddling when she let out some noisy cunt gas.

Cuntgas! Somebody smashed my car!

cunt gas by spunkism October 15, 2003

Gas cunt 

An Irish slang term for “Funny guy”

Often heard in North Dublin

Eg: “Did you hear your man James down in the pub last night, he’s a gas cunt that fella”

Gas cunt by CharlieHarper216 May 7, 2020

Gas cunt 

1) A flatulent vagina, or one who possesses a flatulent vagina. (see cunt gas)
2) Rarely seen Bristol improvising group. Awful and offensive.

1) I'm sorry dear, I can't carry on down here any longer - your gas cunt is in full bloom.

2) I saw Gas Cunt at the Fleece and Firkin last night. I feel soiled.

Gas cunt by Stevey Bristol January 12, 2006

cuntgasket 

Noun: (1) Slang for Tampon (2) Also used to describe people who try to soak up the blame for stupid arguments; a disingenuous newsgroup or messageboard "peacemaker"

That cuntgasket moderator deleted my flame!

cuntgasket by Zk4r January 6, 2005

cuntgasam 

A woman who frequently has sex and is a white for money and manages to achieve a orgasm

I knew she was wore out , she had blue waffle vagina . I managed to make her have a cuntgasam

cuntgasam by Geo P June 24, 2021