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This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.

The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".

Hey bro, wanna play a game of cum chickens? Loser buys dinner.

cum chickens by Chkn man March 8, 2016

Words you can keep

Colorado Cum Chicken

The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"

You want to be a Colorado Cum Chicken tonight?

Yo bro I just made this birch a Colorado Cum Chicken

Colorado Cum Chicken by 'MURICAFUCKTHEMIDDLEEAST January 3, 2017

Cum chicken nugget

The act of cumming in someone's chicken nuggets for sexual pleasure

Jim: man I could go for a cum chicken nugget

Cum chicken nugget by Ahhhhhhahhhahahhahhhahhh November 18, 2023

Cum chicken

Also, known as cream pie chicken. When a male and female are having unprotected sex, and whoever pushes the other party off just before the male finishes inside the female, then loses. IE: if the male pulls out to cum, he loses. If the female jumps off him if she’s riding him just before he cums, then she loses.

This can be done using a position of course. If the male is on top and tries to pull out, and the female wraps her legs around him so he finishes inside of her, then he will also be declared the loser as he was about to submit defeat in cum chicken

Hey lover, would you like to play a risky game of cum chicken?

Cum chicken by Cumchickenking August 6, 2024

cum pow chicken

The act of cumming on a girl's face, POW! peeing in her butt, and then smacking her upside the head with a whole chicken, live or dead but preferably thawed with feathers and such intact.

"When Dave found out that his girl Nancy was sleeping around with another guy, he gave her the cum pow chicken treatment in retaliation."

cum pow chicken by Pabst May 15, 2007

chicken cum

chicken cum is the sweet splooge (semen) of young guys.

When I was younger, older guys were always after my chicken cum!

chicken cum by eda-skip November 9, 2021

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

cum guzzling chicken fucker by Cumchicken October 8, 2017

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026