cum chickens 

This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.

Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.

The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".

Hey bro, wanna play a game of cum chickens? Loser buys dinner.

cum chickens by Chkn man March 8, 2016

Colorado Cum Chicken 

The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"

You want to be a Colorado Cum Chicken tonight?

Yo bro I just made this birch a Colorado Cum Chicken

Colorado Cum Chicken by 'MURICAFUCKTHEMIDDLEEAST January 3, 2017

Cum chicken nugget 

The act of cumming in someone's chicken nuggets for sexual pleasure

Jim: man I could go for a cum chicken nugget

Cum chicken nugget by Ahhhhhhahhhahahhahhhahhh November 18, 2023

Cum chicken 

Also, known as cream pie chicken. When a male and female are having unprotected sex, and whoever pushes the other party off just before the male finishes inside the female, then loses. IE: if the male pulls out to cum, he loses. If the female jumps off him if she’s riding him just before he cums, then she loses.

This can be done using a position of course. If the male is on top and tries to pull out, and the female wraps her legs around him so he finishes inside of her, then he will also be declared the loser as he was about to submit defeat in cum chicken

Hey lover, would you like to play a risky game of cum chicken?

Cum chicken by Cumchickenking August 6, 2024

cum pow chicken 

The act of cumming on a girl's face, POW! peeing in her butt, and then smacking her upside the head with a whole chicken, live or dead but preferably thawed with feathers and such intact.

"When Dave found out that his girl Nancy was sleeping around with another guy, he gave her the cum pow chicken treatment in retaliation."

cum pow chicken by Pabst May 15, 2007

chicken cum

chicken cum is the sweet splooge (semen) of young guys.

When I was younger, older guys were always after my chicken cum!

chicken cum by eda-skip November 9, 2021

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

You cum guzzling chicken fucker! Get the fuck out of here!

cum guzzling chicken fucker by Cumchicken October 8, 2017