Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!
Xavier 1: Hate 2
break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological
hand-you-downs.
Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!
Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!
Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too
late; You Snoze, You Loze.
Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.
Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.
Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!
Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!
Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I
DON'T WANNA TALK
AB