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Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
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Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
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ctrl-shift-esc 

Ctrl+Shift+Esc is an alternative key command to Ctrl+Alt+Del, for systems with Windows Vista or higher/newer installed. It may also be available in older versions of Windows, depending on system configurations (i.e. multiple user accounts are registered to the system/computer). Pressing Ctrl+Alt+Del will typically bring up the Windows Security screen. From there the Task Manager is accessible, among other options (log off, change password, shut down, etc.). In contrast, pressing Ctrl+Shift+Esc will launch the Task Manager directly, skipping the step of navigating the Windows Security screen. Both are equally effective. It is up to the individual user to determine which is most convenient.
In campus library:

Student: "WTF! My laptop froze AGAIN!! I'm never gonna get this assignment done..." -reaches to hold power button down-

Student's friend: "Whoa, wait a sec! Try hitting control, shift, escape. It might be not be Office that's crashing. Save yourself some hassle."

Person across table: -looks over at the two, confused- "Don't you mean control, alt, delete?"

Student's friend: "Same idea, but this is a little quicker."

Person across table: "Oh. I hadn't heard of that. Never mind, then." -shrugs and returns to reading-

Student's friend: -presses ctrl-shift-esc, then navigates Task Manager to look for unresponsive program(s) to close- "See, it was the media player you had going. You would've lost a whole page if you just shut it off like that."

Student: "That's awesome! Thank you!"
ctrl-shift-esc by DHotdog85 November 7, 2013

ctrl shift qq 

A fast method of logging out of chromebooks, also a way to prank and annoy your friends
Jake: Hey, wanna see a trick?
Ben: Sure!
Jake: *ctrl shift qq*
Ben: Dude... really?!
ctrl shift qq by BuffBoy24 March 6, 2019

Ctrl Shift N 

On Google Chrome, pressing Ctrl+Shift+N loads up Incognito mods, a chrome mode where no history is tracked. Usually used for porn, because of the no history thing.
User 1 - brb
User 2 - Where you goin'?
User 1 - Ctrl Shift N ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ctrl Shift N by TechnoAngel October 17, 2017

Ctrl Search H

reverses the colours on a Chromebook (high contrast mode)
lol: I see you chose the dark side

boo: "Ctrl Search H"
whoops
Ctrl Search H by AR12 Dani February 22, 2020

ctrl-shift-esc 

guy1: "I'm gonna open up task manager and close it"
guy1: *searches task manager*
guy2: "dude just ctrl-shift-esc"
ctrl-shift-esc by DaB0ssK1d June 5, 2018

ctrl shift qq 

the most demon shit you can do to somebody you just snap their chromebook out like lmao
dylan : lmao look at this funny bruh meme
stefan : wow so funny
stefan : wait why the fuck you ctrl shift qq me square up
dylan : no