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A good name for a stripper or a whore.

In less of an UD spirit, it can be used to describe an object of a specific molecular organization, such as sugar.
Dude, I think that stripper, Crystal, really likes me!

She doesn't really like you. She's just trying to drum up business; shes a hooker.

Our science teacher brought in a bunch of sugar crystals for us to look at under the microscope. They had similar patterns and arrangements to the crystals my mom smokes each day.
by Soulless Ging June 22, 2014
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The bestest person you will every meet she's nice funny amazing and will make you laugh and feel better when your sad
My bestfriend is a crystal. Man your lucky
by Maddiegracefrontz February 01, 2021
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Crystal refers to a pedophile or stalker, This crystal is someone who continously watches a/ numerous people whilst sleeping and is a constint nuesence. And constentally tries to invite herself into peoples plans.
Person 1: I just had the worst dream.
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: Crystal was watching me sleep

Example 2:
Person 1: Hey who is that guy in the white van, who keeps staring at my little sister
Person 2: Stay away, its crystal
by Anonomous2 April 02, 2012
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A girl that lives off welfare. She has many children by different men. More children equals more welfare. One of the most unintelligent and ugly woman you may know. She is uneducated and has a butter face. Sleeps with many men, he's a slut
Dude I slept with that crystal girl and she might be pregnant?

No worries buddy, you ain't her babys daddy that's what welfare is for.
by Brian8610 February 07, 2010
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A blood-sucking and heartless female who is known for sleeping around. Typically a vehicle used by sexually-transmitted diseases to spread themselves amongst the human population.
Persons named "Crystal" are generally full of themselves and are disrespectful and controlling of their friends, families, and significant others, but are damn good in bed (best of the best)!
Person 1: Dude I slept with that Crystal girl last night!
Person 2: A Crystal??? Get yourself tested right now!

Wow, I just realized that Crystal has slept with every person in this room...

Look at that girl dancing with that mid-life crisis guy who has his hand down her pants! Five dollars says her name is Crystal...

Your wife's name is Crystal? Five dollars says she'll cheat on you within six months.
by Crabsters February 06, 2010
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VERY FAKE PHONY IMMATURE GHETTO CHICK WHO LOVES DRAMA AND ALWAYS KEEP THINGS GOING, THIS CHICK IS VERY SNEAKY & SLICK... TALKS ABOUT EVERYONE SHE SURROUND HERSELF AROUND BECAUSE SHE'S SAD, JEALOUS, LONELY & MISERABLE.

A DELUSIONAL & IN DENIAL... CRAZY HOOKER!
by GREASEMONKEYCRYSTAL February 28, 2010
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Two-Headed Spoiled Bitch
I hate Crystal. She had the iPhone 2981+ yesterday and she complains that it's silver instead of gold. And she also got mad that her case was black instead of a lighter black.
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