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a freaky, wild, spontaneous, and party girl with a love for life...and sex
At the club I met a crystal
by chris's lover October 20, 2006
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Crystal is a beauty! She is the most amazing woman you'll ever meet. She is kind, loyal, generous, thoughtful, compassionate and has a shining heart. She loves animals especially cats and would do anything for her best friend and mother. She is unique and you'll be blessed to have her in your life.
I wish I had a Crystal for a best friend.
by Darlene Brown December 18, 2020
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That weird person your friends with who eats paper
Crystal: (eats paper)
You: Crystal stop eating paper

Crystal: (eats more paper)
by 147hi May 28, 2019
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The moment when the awkward turtle isn't that awkward and that in itself is extremely awkward. Also a hot strong mama with two strong thumbs and a love of Clydesdale horses or well hung Spanish men.
"I fucked a Crystal. Hurt like hell. Then I realised she was a turtle. AWWWWWKWWWWAAARD!"
"STTTTTUUUMMMMMBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEE - A fat pokemon who is lazy and generally roles down hills".
"Can you bring me my chapstick? No use one from the school nurse. Eww that's gross, she's like, a Crystal and stuff".
by ButtscratcherNZ June 20, 2011
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1. A shiny rock, similar to diamonds in looks.

2. A pretty name for a girl.
1. Wow look at all these crystals! Can I lick one?

2. Crystal is the name of my fiance!
by Terronega May 15, 2006
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Known as a hoe, sleeps with multiple men, kisses the boss's ass for attention. Usually dark haired female, act getto even though she white, two faced, will stab you in the back last min.
Male 1: "I got date with crystal tonight"
Male2: "I just fucked her last night"
by Mudcricket94 December 07, 2018
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