Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee May 09, 2012

Mr. Cryptic

so goated...

"He was Mr. Cryptic all the way" he reclaimed

by Everyone and U October 02, 2021