Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.
I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.
by sweetie bee May 09, 2012
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Mr. Cryptic

so goated...
"He was Mr. Cryptic all the way" he reclaimed
by Everyone and U October 02, 2021
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