by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011
Cryptic Jonass is such an ass.
by Randomdudefromclb April 14, 2021
The most legendary Youtuber to have ever lived, if you know Cryptic Cam in real life you are truly blessed and will live a for filling life
by Cryptic Cam August 20, 2022
When a homosexual(queer/gay/transgenders)-person trys to get you to let them suck your dick, when they obviously know your straight.(not gay.normal)
Man this Bogus-cryptic-real-life-situation about to have me punching out that fucking fag. He offered me $100 to let him suck my dick. He knows I'm straight. WTF
by Dee-endah June 12, 2023
A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022
Cryptic is a very sweet bitch baby. He is a very cute lil baby. Very nice and loving. He cares about people very close to him and would do anything for them. He's also very horny and very much a bully sometimes. Everyone loves and simps for him. He's very nice and the most bestest boy. All though we simp we must remember that he has a wife. But anyways we shall all create a army to worship Cryptic. Cryptic is God, we worship him. If you see him in public bow down to him and become his floor. Cryptic will soon rule the world.
by Anonmommy February 01, 2021
Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.
by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023