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Crusty carpet
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A
carpet
that has
gathered
so much dust that it has fossilised and become
crust
.
That
carpet
is such a
crusty carpet
!
Clean it
!
by
BeefyToeFandom
November 17, 2018
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Crusty Carpet
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You ejaculate in a girls
pubic hair
and
let it
dry out
.
She doesnt wash it for a week.
"hey john,
hows
your wifes
pubes
?"
"Last night I gave her a
crusty carpet
"
"YEAH BOOOOIIIIIII"
by
Mr. Nips
February 02, 2012
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Crusty Carpet
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When you
jack off
onto
your
carpet
“
Hey
i
use
crusty carpet
what about you “
by
Crusty011
March 17, 2019
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