granola cruncher

A person who is not a hippie, but into organic products and cares about the earth. They may wear birkenstocks with wool socks, mostly don't wear makeup, and are a genuinely laid back and cool group. You want tolerance? They won't go through the effort of causing drama - they'd rather be hiking.

A granola cruncher is a a tye-dye wearing, birkenstock wearing, tree hugging, laid back cool person.

by Granola May 27, 2007

number cruncher

1. an accountant or any one else who works with numerical data

2. a computer that can solve many problems at a fast rate

The number crunchers work harder than the rest of the company.

by Light Joker December 27, 2006

Kiddy Cruncher

A Synonym for Kiddy fiddler. More commonly known as a Paedophile or nonce

That man touching kids. He's a kiddy cruncher

by Anonymous Legend July 31, 2019

Ice Cruncher

a person who performs fellatio on a man with crushed ice in his or her mouth

Freddie Mercury was a hell of an ice cruncher in his day.

by Richard Wiggler January 28, 2009

Cum Cruncher

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) August 10, 2008

Salmon Cruncher

An Alaska Native

Did you see that Salmon Cruncher's smoke house?

by AK Irish Gurl January 18, 2013

Nut Cruncher

A like a nipple cripple, but not on your nipple.

I hate nut crunchers

by Leigh Kemp March 29, 2004