A word used usually around Queen Anne county high school meaning fuck all admins we smokin no matter what
Man A-why is there crump wrote on the bathroom
Jonas- cuz we crump
by F*CK THE FEDS March 30, 2023
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To crump a piece of paper. When you squish the piece of paper together it makes a Crump crump crump noise.
Wow jennifer you really crumped the paper
Damn that paper sounds like crump.
by Crump god November 14, 2022
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You will get crump (fucked up) off this tequila.

Don't make me crump( fuck ) yo ass up.
by Bubbles DeLicious February 27, 2017
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A truck driver.

Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump
by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019
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A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.
Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.
by Topspark127 August 2, 2018
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A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.

Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"

Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"
by _Solaris November 22, 2017
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