A person that smells like cheese and mayonaise and is often found licking mayonaise off of peoples discarded food. Also they have a small penis.
by Zarshan the sun conquerer December 24, 2010
The long lost links to humans, not entirely humans yet, not apes all that much. Usually prefer following others into wars, like Hitler. Also, they like pretending that they are actually brave and strong.
P1: Look at that monkey, acting all Croatian.
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
by Firty Ducker May 6, 2016
by Joemannn January 19, 2016
There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.
by Luck of the Irish January 19, 2017
An act of fingering someone's asshole while shaking his/her hand. National custom in some parts of Croatia, practically legal. By the decision of Gospic county court, regarding a rape case where one Croatian tycoon anally assaulted American basketball player Ilesha Jarret, an act of forced anal fingering is considered the same as handshaking.
by 01000011 November 5, 2021
A Croatian Prince is a smart, educated, well built young man who looks to his future as a king. He is athletic, charming and respected by all man kind. Girls want to be his bride. He is a business minded guy who makes plenty of money, drives expensive cars and gives often to help the less fortunate.
by D Shark M December 16, 2010
by Croatian76 February 20, 2008