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critter special 

When you are doing your girl from behind and spit on her back, thinking that you blew your load on her back. She turns around and you blow it right in her face for a lovely surprise.
When Cody was tired of going at it from behind, he pulled out the critter special.
critter special by leebopeep November 26, 2020

critter shorts 

shorts or pants that are from jcrew or polo that have small figures like animals or objects on them. They would have dogs, hula girls, or fish on them.
those pants are cool they have lobsters on them, weren't you the first person in the grade to get those.

critter style 

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.
Remember that boi I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I fucked him critter style. Twice.
critter style by MountMan December 12, 2008

critter style 

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.
Remember that guy I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I fucked him critter style. Twice.
critter style by MountMan December 11, 2008

critter style 

A variation of the doggy style position of anal intercourse, in which the bottom is on his hands and knees, and the top penetrates him from behind. Critter-style is specifically when an older top is particularly aggressive in power-fucking a younger bottom, for example grabbing him around the waist for deeper, harder, more controlled strokes. The bottom is not allowed to masturbate his cock and often ends up with his face pressed into the floor, begging for release. A perfect critter-style fuck is achieved when both partners achieve orgasm simultaneously. Purists insist that a perfect critter-style fuck should also be bareback.
Remember that boi I met on MySpace? He came over last night and I drilled him critter style. Twice.
critter style by MontMan December 9, 2008

Critter Snuff 

A type of porn in which small animals (like hamsters) get snuffed out, usually by a dominatrix in CFM boots and carying a riding crop.
Mistress kitty snuffed out a hamster in her last flick.

I just don't get it...This critter snuff is just twisted shit.
Critter Snuff by Buckbuckbuck October 23, 2009