Crisket 

A crusty, cum-infused biscuit.

Once Barry finished unloading his cumbersome consignment, the crisket was sodden to the core.

Crisket by LordBlastula March 29, 2022

Crisket 

A nuisence found in your house, that may or may not be hard to get rid of.

Yelling seems to work.

Get out of my house, you crisket!

Crisket by Criskethater January 10, 2019

Rickety Cricket 

A character on the television show "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". An old high school classmate of the gang named Matthew Mara who was made fun of for his leg braces. He eventually becomes homeless as a result of the gang's antics. He has a crush on Sweet Dee is is often tormented by Dennis and Mac (e.g. - teabagging). On "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters", the two hunt Cricket as a form of game.

Mac: "You wanna teabag Rickety Cricket?"
Dennis: "Nah, we've been doing that since high school."

Rickety Cricket by Nate Diesel March 9, 2009

Silent Cricket 

When double teaming a woman, the two penises rub against each other vigorously but both men secretly enjoy it while never speaking of it.

Chris and Kyle were going to town on Tonia but neither would admit that the Silent Cricket was just as enjoyable.

Silent Cricket by Chubbalove33 January 14, 2020

they gave me crickets 

It's a slang phrase that means "No response", sometimes used by just typing the cricket emoji "🦗".

Keemstar tweeted out: "Jake Paul is a bitch"
The people: *No response*
Keemstar: THEY GAVE ME CRICKETS!

they gave me crickets by Maldox July 1, 2019

not cricket 

Meaning for something to be dodgy, wrong, or unfair.

Based on Cricket being a gentlemen's game, fair play is expected.

dude 1: My wife cheated on me with like six other men. :(
dude 2: That's just not cricket man! :S

not cricket by Bad wolf chesslover January 4, 2009

mud cricket 

A female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. Often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. Listens to country music and claims shes not a whore but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -Adam Middleboro Ma

Who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket

mud cricket by JeepsusChrist September 22, 2015