An ancient being that dwells within a deep cavern filled with granulated
sugar. The walls of its lair are plastered with glazed pictures of the album cover for "Certified Lover Boy" by the Canadian
rapper Drake.
Aye, I'd rather not go down that path if I were you. My
sister's friend's cousin saw the Duck Man of Cringe roamin those parts a few days ago.
Oh yeah, Dave was a good man
indeed. But he let his greed get the best of him and tried to theive the
sugar from the cave of The Duck Man of Cringe, which he ultimately failed in doing so.