Crimen

Your creepy perv of a 7th grade sex ed teacher. Is bald, and laughs REALLY inappropriately 😂

Crimen== PERVERT!!!

by BLOOPDEBLOOPDABLOP March 8, 2019

Crimen

The act of going out and committing mutliple crimes.

Me and Josh went out crimen yesterday. The law cannot control us.

by TheIronHobo September 9, 2016

Criminal of India

SRK & Akshay Kumar are certified criminals of India.
Akshay Kumar & his wife arrested under obscenity thats how they entered in the list of criminals.
Another criminal of india SRK whose uncle was ISI chief, was jailed for threatening female journalist. SRK also arrested in Kerosene scam.

Those who search Criminal of India must be illiterate fans of criminal SRK & Akshay Kumar

by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Criminal Dick

The state of being so arroused and horny that your dick transcends the usual hard-on and morphs into a malevolent being all its own, capable of unrepentant violence, anti-social behavior, sexual assault and-- in extreme cases-- rape.

Synonyms: felonious trunk

I saw this girl last night who was so hot she gave me a case of straight up Criminal Dick.

by Randy Bloke November 14, 2015

hush crime

Any type of crime that the media tries to cover up, downplay or minimize, in order not to offend a certain group.

The news media colludes to hush crime, after all who has ever heard of Channon Christian or the Cleveland, Texas rape case?

by anthony "have a heart" stokes February 17, 2018

Dirty crime boy

Will do cocain and kill orphans

Person: wow who is that
Person2:that’s dirty crime boy

by Alexsmp December 23, 2020

Perfect Crime

Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years; she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

Friend 1 : Hey! You won't believe this. Last Night, I did the Perfect Crime
Friend 2 : Holy Shit! Like in The Office?
Friend 1 : Yeah, pretty cool, right?

by macabre_brooder June 8, 2018