When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”
Cricket dick
by viduity June 21, 2020
Bob: Jane, can we have sex?
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.
"What up, cricket dick?"
Jane: With your cricket dick I wouldn't even feel it.
"What up, cricket dick?"
by aeris1172 September 14, 2009
by sikeboy37 January 27, 2019
by Randall L. September 10, 2007
by krc22 November 17, 2007
Another word for Dick Rider; a fake friend who is jocking you because you're either popular or in a lane that they want to take from you. And when you can't help them, they hop off and hop on the to next dick like a cricket.
by Jonnie Battz August 18, 2022